“I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything – which as you know, always leads to something – cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.” -Jerry Seinfeld
“If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let’em go, because, man, they’re gone.” -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.” -Stephen Wright
“The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera.” -Anonymous
“All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.” -Steven Wright
“63% of all statistics are made up….including this one.” -Dilbert
